"Oh, no! How did you know grabbing my arm tightly was my only weakness?" ![]() "No, I'm just going to grab your arm very tightly." "Can someone at least knock me out from behind or something?" "I can't even try using my lipstick taser?" We needed something fast, and we didn't really have time to develop anything outside of the Simpson penises." "But wait! Didn't we totally establish before that I totally know all these karate moves and I'm perfectly capable to taking care of myself?" "I must capture you and use you as bait to lure The Penguin." "Oh, look! He's with another girl!"īut it turns out the person they thought was a bad guy - then they proved wasn't a bad guy - it turns out was the bad guy.Īnd El Macho comes across Human Boobies and is like: "Unless some lame, really fat plot device comes to split us up and we get back to more Simpson penises." "Yes, I suppose we both have to learn something." "Well, it looks like this is a problem that's gonna create us a real conflict!" "I'm realizing how creepy that came out but, nevertheless, you can't see him!" "No! I will not have you dating sexy little boys!" (sheepishly) a little Peter Dinklage's- OH, SCREW YOU!Īnd one of the girls is in love with him. (sheepishly) Peter Dinklage's sense of self-worth? Peter Dinklage's sense of self-worth!Īnd he has a son named Antonio.Īnd he's as macho as. Who is the most MACHO person who ever lived!Įven more macho than Chuck Norris- Mr. It's what they do to you when you ask how Chicken McNuggets are made.Īnd The Penguin thinks it might be this guy named El Macho. So they're trying to track down this villain in the mall, who apparently has this stuff that turns people into evil Grimaces. If there's a proctologist, I don't think he'd be in a mall. If there's a shoe store, it's shaped like a giant shoe! If there's a coffee shop, the store's shaped like a giant coffee. Oh my God, this mall is awesome! Everything looks unbelievable! Who's living in the world's coolest mall! So they tell The Penguin that he has to go after this other supervillain. Heh-heh, it's funny 'cuz I don't know what they're saying, ![]() "Oh, you mean like this scene with the Simpson penises?" Now we're about funny scenes that don't really connect that well." "That was back when we wanted storylines to carry through. ![]() "Then why didn't you try to stop it when I did it?" If someone tries to steal the moon, we try to stop it." "We're the people who stop supervillains. I will never find a way to smoke estrogen again.Īnd takes him to an underground lair where they look after supervillains.Īnd Professor Melting Double Chin is like: Who's just Lola from The Looney Tunes Show, except now she has HUMAN boobies! "And that's why we're going to beat The Lone Ranger."īut they do give us a few more characters outside of the Simpson penises. "But, in exchange, there will be very little story and very little focus on our main characters."īut that's what your advertising was doing to begin with! God, who cares?! Just give me the SIMPSONS PENISES! You may have an interesting design, but these are Simpson penises!Īnd sure, there's this story about these three girls and how the Penguin guy is supposed to look after them and. There's this guy who looks like The Penguin.Įxcept this is an evil villain who wants to take over the world.Īnd he seems to be constantly interrupting the story about these Minions!Ĭ'mon, guys! Stop hogging the spotlight! We all know it's the Minions' movie! They exchange dialogue for a few seconds before Chester comes back into view and says:) SPOILERS! (Kneeling below the camera, Chester holds up his thumbs, which have little faces on them drawn in marker to resemble the Minions. OH MY GOD, this is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life! And now it's time for "Bum Reviews" with Chester A.
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